Shan's Farewell Show
Sunday, September 06, 2026
Hosted by Shan
Playlist
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Goodbye
(Aaron Tveit)
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Poor Pirates
— Spongebob Squarepants
Transcript
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FPC Live presents Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass at the Orpheum Theatre on Saturday, September 19th.
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Born into a musical family in Los Angeles, Herb Alpert teamed up with producer Lou Adler in the
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late 50s and began a career as a songwriter. After a visit to Tijuana, Alpert multi-tracked his
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trumpet onto a rejected song and scored his first hit, The Lonely Bull. In 1965, the classic album
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Whipped Cream and Other Delights outsold The Beatles and Frank Sinatra and not only launched
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massive tours but coincided with Albert founding A&M Records. Herb Alpert is back on the road at
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91 with a new Tijuana Brass band playing all your favorites along with a multimedia show and a Q&A
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with the audience. More information is available at madisonorpheum.com. FPC Live presents Herb Alpert
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and the Tijuana Brass at the Orpheum Theatre on Saturday, September 19th. You are listening to W.O.R.T.
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Madison. It's two o'clock on a Sunday afternoon. Do you know where your theater kids are?
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It's A-okay. They're tuned in for DJ Shann's last ever Better Living Through Show Tunes show
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here on 89.9 FM W.O.R.T. Madison, Wisconsin. Thank you so, so much for being here with me today.
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Um, yeah, I'm gonna try not to get too melancholy about it, but good luck. You all know how much
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I cry on this show. Uh, but we're gonna do it just one last time.
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With Britain and France on the verge of war. Is this the best time? I want to be born against
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partisan fighting. But pick up a pen, start writing. I want to talk about what I have learned,
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the hard-won wisdom I have earned. As far as the people are concerned, you have to serve.
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You could continue to serve. One last time. People will hear from me. One last time. We get this
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right. We're gonna teach them how to say goodbye. We're strong. Move them along. If I say goodbye,
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lives me when I'm gone. Scripture says everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree,
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and no one shall make them afraid. They'll be safe in the nation we've made. I want to sit
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under my own vine and fig tree, a moment alone in this nation we've made. Last time.
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Though in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional
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error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have
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committed many errors. I shall also carry with me the hope that my country will view them with
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indulgence, and that after 45 years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright seal,
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the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as I myself will soon
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be to the mansions of the rest. I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat,
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in which I promise myself to realize the sweet enjoyment of partaking in the midst of my
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fellow citizens, the benign influence of a good laws and the will of free government,
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the ever-favorite object of my heart, and a happy reward as I trust of our mutual care.
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Dangerous last time.
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Oplight man, turn off my look. It's done now. The guy won now. And the band has no more songs to
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play. It's the ending, so I'll say goodbye.
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Partly because of the title, partly as a send-off from Moulin Rouge, which just closed on Broadway.
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That was Aaron Tveit singing goodbye from the kind of, I shouldn't surprise me anymore. It
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always surprises me though, just how good Catch Me If You Can is as a musical. Mark Shaiman did
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the music. It's terrific. Carrie Butler's phenomenal on the recording. It's a good one.
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It's a really good one. Ooh, I'm a little quiet. Sorry about that.
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Yeah. And before that, of course, was Christopher Jackson and Lin-Manuel Miranda along with the
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original ensemble of Hamilton performing one last time. But that is enough melodramatics for now,
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because if I had one bit of wisdom to impart about show tunes and loving them, it's that
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when people are like, I don't like musicals because nobody breaks into song and dance.
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Yeah, they actually do quite a lot, and it's fun. It's silly, and it's okay for it to be silly
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and stupid. It doesn't have to be smart. It doesn't have to be deep. Sometimes it just,
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yeah, it just embraced that with glee. Maybe not with glee. I misspoke.
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Anywho, here is Roger Bart on the disaster soundtrack, singing Don't Cry Out Loud.
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Don't do it, Tony. Be a man.
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Daddy said don't. Don't cry. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.
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Oh, God, that's cold. Fly high and proud. And if you should fall, remember you almost had it.
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It sounds like it's too late.
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Let me begin with a hardy ho ho and a tale that nobody tells well.
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I've not come all the way from NCINO to be treated like sewage that smells.
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I'm certainly not that surprised, for this story is older than time.
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Me peg-legged pirate and brethren and I are society's slug-ridden sly.
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We've all been cast out to scallywag rogues with fire and our beards in our eyes.
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There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows, and it's soft as a baby's backside.
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Some of us just want adventures, the open wind in our earrings.
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Why are we constantly misunderstood? Don't you know pirates have feelings?
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Poor, kept in life, simple truth to sink, and we fingernails filthy and dirt.
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Pernet loads unbelievably slow, and meet at times around seven-thirty.
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Have it so, nobody comes. Captain Kidd hosts a marathon, but nobody runs.
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Long gone silver, invented the bloom, and I am no disburse.
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And never fear, you haven't missed it. Talk like a pirate day is September 19th.
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It's just around the corner. There's still time to get your tricorn,
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and your peg leg, and your eye patch, and celebrate the way that poor pirates would want you to.
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They deserve it. So do you. That was Poor Pirates from Spongebob Squarepants, a musical.
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One of my absolute favorites. That song brings me so much joy, no matter what's going on.
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Just love singing that one. When I was a girl, I had a favorite album. It was Sarah Brightman's
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The Songs That Got Away. I was a teenage soprano, which sounds like a 1950s horror movie,
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and classically trained soprano at that. So that really meant that my only
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Broadway person to look up to was Sarah Brightman. At least, you know, as a child in the 90s.
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And so I found this album of hers, The Songs That Got Away, which is a celebration
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of songs from musicals that had really short runs, songs that got cut from musicals,
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basically songs that just don't get a lot of attention. And that was my first introduction
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to this song and plenty of others, but it also kind of sparked in me before Wikipedia,
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before any of that, but just the joy of deep diving musicals and finding things that weren't
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obvious, right things that weren't just at my local library or that I'd seen the movie version
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of. And it was kind of an awakening for me. And the song in particular just I have always,
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always had a soft spot for. And I'm kind of surprised I've never played any version of
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it on the show before. I had to double check that. It's from the musical The Baker's Wife,
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which had a very short stint on Broadway recently had an off Broadway run with Ariana DeBose.
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And it just can never seem to find its footing. But I don't know why when you hear the song.
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This is Metal Arc, as performed by Sarah Brightman.
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But the metal arc for the old king of love. So the song got flew when the king came down.
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This metal arc found dying. Every time I had that, I cried in a starry item stormy.
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Oh, just when I thought my heart was finally lost before singing purpose, I'm the one.
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Times were innocent in love. We'd play guitar and sing and give peace a chance.
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I was going to change the world's world. How it turned out to be that the world changed me.
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The years weren't kind, to be honest. I miss that. Oh, funny how it all turns in myself less.
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Follow my heart more. What if the mother and me could be messy and free and hold it together.
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And the other side of that metal arc coin is Wild from The Lost Boys new musical. That is the
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Santa Carla recording session recording with Casey Levy. I'm so sorry. I always get her name wrong
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because I've only ever read it on liner notes. She's amazing. Also featured on that particular
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recording is my favorite modern scream queen, friend of the show Patrick Wilson. Patrick,
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I know you listen. Can you let us know when we're getting that big fish revival
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with you starring as in the lead, please? Please and thank you. Yeah, gosh, I love Wild.
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It's such a good song. Honestly, the whole Lost Boys soundtrack is pretty terrific.
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If you've not checked it out yet, it is widely available now with the onstage cast. It's
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terrific. Up next, yeah, more songs that I just plain like. This next one from a musical,
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I'm not wild, wink, wink about. But this song, gosh, I love this song. I love singing it. I love
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listening to it. It's darling. It is, so it blows me away. It is composed by the same team who did
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ragtime. Yeah, they did Suicicle, the musical. Here is Notice Me Horton. I'm a little long in
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the tooth to play Gertrude McFuzz, but Notice Me producers. It's taking all my courage to approach
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you, not to mention all my stamina to follow you across the hills and deserts. But I feel as if
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I'm ready to confess to you the feelings that I've hidden with great diligence and labor.
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Behind the facade of your odd little next door labor. Very large feet,
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and I'm not very of my pitiful, but I've now got a tail that is something to see.
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Up hope, I was hooked from the start when I noticed your kind and your powerful heart.
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This you, and this apron, and it's a patron, I gaze to be yours never. She is, but she's messy,
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but she's kind of tired, and a beauty I know. Speaking of musicals that always manage to catch
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me off guard, I often think like, eh, I don't really care for Waitress. And then I have
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a rough day, and I hear that song, and it's such a good gut punch. It's just the best kind of...
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It's just the best kind of musical theater. It's so good. Good job, Sarah Bareilles. This is also
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going to be a show about me not knowing how to pronounce anybody's name. Sorry. I really am
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sorry. If you thought that I was going to get through my last show without playing any chess,
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you are a silly goose. Here's chess.
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All time favorite songs in the musical theater canon. And if I had to express myself as
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a human being in like three minutes, and all I got was a song, it would be Anyone Can Whistle.
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It's from Stephen Sondheim's very, very little produced musical of the same name.
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It's a wild show. I love it so, so much. I'm actually really curious how it would play
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with modern audiences. But that song in particular is just so achingly beautiful. And
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until I had been planning this show, and I went through literally a dozen different recordings
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of Anyone Can Whistle, I did not know that that artist did a recording of that song ever.
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Savvy listeners will have recognized one of my personal favorites, Jane Krakowski,
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singing that, which I love as a reminder that for as funny as she is,
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she can do vulnerability so, so well. And I really love her take on that song.
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But now, vulnerability is out the window. Again, just like if you thought I wasn't going to play
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chess, are you new here? We're also going to have to do a little bit of Xanadu. Here's magic.
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That was the first song that I put on this playlist when I was putting it together.
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That's Midnight Radio by Stephen Trask from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, as performed by
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John Cameron Mitchell, who just finished a tour celebrating the 25th anniversary of the movie.
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Um, that is bringing us very, very close to the end of our time together, my friends.
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I want to thank you again for joining me, especially on a Sunday afternoon of a holiday
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weekend. There are so many places you could be right now, and you're listening to this,
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and I appreciate you. I want to give thanks to my fellow cohort, co-hosts, our cohort for
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Better Living Through Show Tunes, Katie, Kirk, and Allison. Please keep tuning in.
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There is a slot open now. If you are interested in becoming a host at WORT and you've got a passion
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for show tunes, definitely check out WORTFM.org and reach out. See if this is the right fit for
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you. Bring your special flair and your love of musicals to the airways.
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WORT is a pretty special place that we get to do these kind of things. Madison's a
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beautiful home to do it in, and we are quite lucky, and I have really appreciated doing this
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for the last three years. Up next, you've got On the Horizon, always a good time,
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always a great show. Please stick around and do yourself right on a Sunday afternoon.
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Get good mellow. Learn some new songs. And in your life, please take care of yourselves.
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It's hard out there. Life is not a musical, unfortunately, or it's one of the sad ones
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sometimes. So look after yourself. Look after each other. Find the silliness. Embrace it.
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It's A-OK. There's enough that's serious in the world. And keep fighting the good fight.
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We need you. OK. Yeah, I was like, I'm not going to cry. That's wild. No, here we are.
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Thank you again from the bottom of my heart for welcoming me into your time
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and your love of show tunes. It has meant the world to me. And I hope that this isn't really
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goodbye. Just hear you later. And goodbye to my favorite alien, Tim Curry.
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It's been the same. Like I'm outside in the rain. Free. Find the game. Cards for sorrow. Cards for pain.
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PC Live presents Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass at the Orpheum Theater on Saturday,
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September 19th. Born into a musical family in Los Angeles, Herb Albert teamed up with
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producer Woo Adler in the late 50s and began a career as a songwriter. After a visit to Tijuana,
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Albert multi-tracked his trumpet onto a rejected song and scored his first hit, The Lonely Bull.
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In 1965, the classic album Whip Cream and Other Delights outsold The Beatles and Frank Sinatra
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and not only launched massive tours but coincided with Albert founding A&M Records. Herb Albert is
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back on the road at 91 with a new Tijuana Brass Band playing all your favorites along
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with a multimedia show and a Q&A with the audience. More information is available at
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MadisonOrpheum.com. FPC Live presents Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass at the Orpheum Theater on
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Saturday, September 19th. You are listening to WORT Madison. Labor Fest is back Monday,
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September 7th from 12 p.m. to 5 30 p.m. on the Madison Labor Temple grounds at 1602 South Park
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Street. This free public event will include music by artists Hipston't Lie Shakira Tribute Band and
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the Crystal Leary Band. There will be food and beverages available for purchase, kids activities
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and more. There will also be a special Labor Day collection of donations for children whose
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families are homeless or in unstable housing.